Tag Archives: Humor

A Quiz

This might be old, but when I first heard about it a few weeks ago, it got a good chuckle out of me.

Question #1: How do you put a giraffe into a fridge?

I will let you think about this for a second before I post the answer. It’d be in your best interest to think for yourself before scrolling down to see the answer, as it will leave a stronger impression when you do see it. :)

Now think.

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Ok, the correct answer is:

Open the door, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

 

Question #2: How do you put a hippo into the fridge?

Again think about this. If your answer is "open the door, put the hippo in, and close the door", you have learned something, however, that is not the correct answer.

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The correct answer is:

Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the hippo in, and close the door.

 

Question #3: Lion King summoned an all-animal conference. Who’s missing?

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The correct answer is:

of course, the hippo, because he’s in the fridge.

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A Poem

I like this poem. It’s different.

The New Poetry Handbook
by Mark Strand

1 If a man understands a poem,
he shall have troubles.

2 If a man lives with a poem,
he shall die lonely.

3 If a man lives with two poems,
he shall be unfaithful to one.

4 If a man conceives of a poem,
he shall have one less child.

5 If a man conceives of two poems,
he shall have two children less.

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Monitor Cleaner

A colleague showed me this and it made my day…

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A Fortune Cookie

Went to a Chinese restaurant tonight. After we finished dinner they brought us two fortune cookies. Here is mine:  

Fortune Cookie

Huh?

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Fish

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Chinese and English, Part 2

For people who appreciate the beauties of the Chinese and English languages, trust me, you are gonna LOVE these:

Fruit
Welcome sign
Shop sign
Hotel light panel

小心碰头
咖啡,茶,热奶
Guangdong hotel sign
Elevator sign

Park plant

There are a lot more at this site and I didn’t have time to see all of them. You can go check them out yourself and let me know if there are better ones.

Hope it lightens up your day, because it sure did for mine!

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Artistic Sandwiches

Don’t try it at home… it could take hours…

Cucumber Mouse Sandwich

Check out more of this art here. You could get hungry… for more.